Chronicles of an Extreme Yandere - Chapter 12 The severely Yandere Patient
“That task should be entrusted to me,” he said.
“Eh…”
“I’ll be here for you, supporting you in the days to come.”
“Really?”
“Yes, forever.”
For some reason, my heart felt relieved.
“Thank you, Yezhen.”
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Returning to school once again, the exams were fast approaching. However, everyone in the class knew about this matter, so many expressed their regrets for Guan Guo.
Now, when I look at the seat where Guan Guo used to sit, a sense of sadness inevitably fills my heart.
I couldn’t focus on lessons all day, and my note-taking was half-hearted at best. Luckily, the teachers were understanding individuals, so they didn’t say much, just sighed softly before continuing to write on the blackboard.
After school, I went to the nearby park alone and bought a serving of beef skewers, sitting on a stone bench lost in thought.
If it were before, Guan Guo should have been sitting across from me.
“Buy me one too.”
“I won’t!”
Haha, talking to myself like a fool.
“Big brother, what are you doing?”
A little girl with a side ponytail walked over, her face filled with curiosity as she looked at me.
“This is the sorrow of an adult.”
“Eh? What’s the sorrow of an adult?” The little girl struggled to climb onto the stone bench.
Thanks to this, I could now see her face properly.
She’s quite cute.
“You’ll understand when you grow up.”
The little girl nodded but continued to stare at me without moving.
“Is there something on my face?”
“Boogers.”
“Wow!” I quickly tried to wipe them away with my hand, but strangely, there was nothing there.
The little girl’s mouth puffed up.
“Okay, you caught me!”
“Big brother, you’re so funny, hahaha!”
“Dare to laugh at me!”
I pretended to flick her forehead, but the little girl immediately opened her mouth and bit down on my finger.
“Ouch!”
“I won’t let you win!” The little girl declared.
“Then let go quickly!”
Huh? Is she…sucking?
Her cheeks began to turn red, and she grabbed my arm tightly, making it impossible for me to pull my finger out.
“Hey, what are you doing?”
It’s not that I didn’t want to retract my finger; I was afraid of hurting her and making her cry.
Children with bear attributes have extraordinary parents; a confrontation can escalate into a conflict involving hundreds of people.
As I thought about it, I found myself unintentionally persuaded by my own mischievous child’s logic.
She clung to my finger for nearly 20 minutes before finally letting go.
“Oops, sorry, big brother.”
“What kind of quirk is that? If you like eating fingers, why don’t you eat your own?”
“No, big brother’s fingers look like candy, and they smell good, so I couldn’t help myself… hehe.”
“What a bizarre metaphor. Did the candy factory manager teach you language?”
The little girl ignored me and took out a tissue from her pocket to wipe my hand. Then she pulled out a nail clipper and scissors.
“What are you doing?”
“As a thank-you for letting me suck your finger, how about I help big brother with a haircut and a nail trim?”
“I don’t want that.”
A joke! It’s just a joke! Letting a child cut my hair is worse than going bald with a professional barber!
“Children shouldn’t carry nail clippers and scissors with them! What if you accidentally hurt your classmates?”
“It’s okay, I’m very careful.”
“Even if you look so eager, I won’t let you cut them.”
Looking at her opening and closing the scissors in such a playful manner is quite amusing.
“Big brother, are you really going to refuse?”
“Of course.”
“Even if I shout that this strange uncle in front of me is trying to do something weird to me?”
“H-hey! I didn’t do anything!”
“But just now, didn’t you put your finger in my mouth? I don’t know what that means, but it feels kind of creepy… What would happen if I told the police uncle this? Would they do something?”
“I-I won’t be scared by you!”
“As long as the police uncle checks big brother’s finger, they should find evidence, right?”
Darn it! Saliva!
“I get it, I get it!”
This is a conspiracy! This girl is a little devil through and through!
With the resolve to bleed, I extended both my hands.
Surprisingly, this little girl seemed unexpectedly skilled. She could grasp the distance between the nail and the flesh with each finger perfectly. She cut one perfectly crescent-shaped nail after another and then came behind me, skillfully cutting my hair.
“Because I don’t have any other tools with me, I can only cut it like this.”
“It’s great, isn’t it? Is your family a barbershop?”
“No, I learned it myself, and my mom and dad are happy to let me practice!”
“I see! You’re really good.”
“Big brother, you’re too kind…”
The little girl took out two glass jars and tweezers from her backpack and began collecting the hair on the ground and the nails on the table.
“What’s this?”
I didn’t even get a chance to ask, and she was already looking at me unhappily.
“Big brother, you’re a bad person who doesn’t take care of the environment.”
Accused by an elementary school student! And she makes a good point!
I immediately helped her collect the cut hair, fortunately, there wasn’t much, and we managed to collect it all before nightfall.
“It’s getting late; should I walk you home?”
“No need, big brother, I can find my own way back.”
“Heh, aren’t you afraid of getting kidnapped by bad people?”
“The only person who would kidnap me is a lolicon like big brother who likes it when little kids suck his fingers.”
“Who taught you to say such things…”
She walked ahead with cheerful strides, while I followed slowly, step by step, behind her. It almost looked like I was trailing her.
“Hey, kid!”
The little girl turned around, and I turned a ten-dollar bill into a ball and tossed it to her.
“Wow! Why is big brother suddenly giving me money? Are you planning something creepy?”
“Watch fewer TV shows and read more books. This is just a thank-you gift for you.”
“A thank-you gift?”
“Yeah.”
I walked up to her and ruffled her hair.
“I had a really enjoyable afternoon, and I’ve also figured some things out. I owe it all to you. If you hadn’t come to bother me, I might still be in the park lost in my thoughts.”
She tilted her head, wearing a puzzled expression.
“What’s big brother thinking?”
“That’s a question for grown-ups. You’re too young to think about it.”
“Hmph! Big brother always underestimates people.”
“Alright, since you’ve received a thank-you gift, you should thank me properly and use it to buy something you like.”
“I don’t want something so cheap!”
Oh, this kid…
“Deal! If we meet again in the future, you’ll have to take me to the amusement park!”