Is It Funny That The Dragon Slayer Failed And Became The Dragon Princess? - Volume 3 Chapter 11

11. Outstanding Acting

The book the little girl was holding up, Xia Yi had already had enough of it.

That’s right.

This was “Legend of the Sword Saint”!

The author of this comic seemed to have a grudge against Xia Yi, exaggerating every detail as much as possible.

The most ridiculous part was that the Sword Saint’s character setting in it was completely different from the actual Human Sword Saint.

The Sword Saint in the comic was a character as dazzling as the sun. Every time he fell into a predicament during battle, he would blantantly cheat using all sorts of reasons, make a comeback from the brink of defeat, never play until he was at a sliver of health, continuously fight strong enemies, and constantly improve his strength.

This was completely different from the actual Human Sword Saint!

Xia Yi’s previous battles weren’t so blood-pumping, and she had had experienced many failures, but she had always strived to overcome them.

This was inconsistent with the facts. This wasn’t just an exaggeration, it was pure nonsense!

“This is all fake. This is a comic,” Xia Yi explained. “The real Sword Saint is different from the one in this comic!”

“Sister, look here!”

The little girl pointed to the cover, where there was a line of text.

【This story is adapted from the true experiences of the Sword Saint, Wright Schubert】

“It’s artistically processed.” Xia Yi still insisted.

“Sister, you’re so strange,” the little girl asked in confusion. “Are you a hater? Why do you dislike Lord Sword Saint so much? He’s our hero!”

“I…”

I am the Human Sword Saint!

Xia Yi really wanted to say that. She even raised her hand, wanting to summon the Holy Sword to prove it to these children.

But she still maintained her rationality and forcibly suppressed the impulse in her heart.

She couldn’t just casually expose her identity.

Was she supposed to tell these children that not only did the Human Sword Saint fail in challenging the Silver Dragon Queen, but he also turned into a white-haired dragon loli?

Damn it, this was clearly the truth. Why was it ten thousand times more ridiculous than the comic’s nonsense?!

If she really said it, she might destroy the children’s fantasies.

It was like a self-righteous adult telling children that there was actually no Santa Claus in this world, and then feeling smug while watching the children’s expressions of shattered dreams…

How stupid.

Xia Yi withdrew her hand and, with a stiff upper lip, took “The Legend of the Sword Saint” and pretended to read it.

Just for the sake of the children’s beautiful dreams, she would suffer a little.

“Mm, hmm, oh! I see. So this is the story of the Sword Saint,” Xia Yi pretended to be very moved. “I didn’t know the Sword Saint is so amazing!”

“Right? Sister, isn’t Lord Sword Saint very cool!”

The little girl greatly admired the Human Sword Saint.

So did the other children.

“Lord Sword Saint’s story encouraged me not to give up easily!”

“Lord Sword Saint is like a hero, protecting everyone!”

“I also want to become a partner of justice like Lord Sword Saint in the future!” said the boy playing the Sword Saint.

“I already understand what the Sword Saint is like,” Xia Yi said to the children. “I also know how to act next. Let’s do it again!”

“Okay!” The children agreed.

…

“Silver Dragon Queen, I challenge you!”

The boy playing the Sword Saint pointed the paper Holy Sword at Xia Yi, who was playing the Silver Dragon Queen.

“If I win, you have to promise me that from now on, you will never invade the human world again!”

“Invade? How laughable. Do you insignificant humans, as small as ants, really think you’re that important? No one has ever dared to be so presumptuous before me.”

Xia Yi revealed an extremely disdainful expression, her lips slightly curled upwards.

“As the price for angering me, you shall endure my endless fury and be reduced to ashes in the flames!”

She suddenly stood up and waved her hand, full of presence and quite imposing.

“Wow, amazing! Sister, you’re just like the real Silver Dragon Queen!”

The children marveled at Xia Yi’s acting, which was so lifelike that she seemed to have brought the Silver Dragon Queen to life.

“Roar, flames of hell!”

The Silver Dragon Queen pretended to unleash terrifying magic, bombarding the Sword Saint.

The Sword Saint desperately resisted but was ultimately no match and fell to the ground.

“What terrifying magic. Is the Silver Dragon Queen’s strength really this powerful…”

Under the overwhelming might of the magic, the Sword Saint’s consciousness became blurry, and he gradually loosened his grip on the Holy Sword.

“Oh my, do you understand your foolishness now? In front of the mighty dragons, humans have no chance at all.” Xia Yi looked at the Sword Saint on the ground and mocked.

“Come on! Lord Sword Saint!!” “Lord Sword Saint, don’t fall!” “Lord Sword Saint, have you forgotten your promise to us!?”

The children called out from the side.

The voices of everyone calling out seemed to turn into a miracle.

The Sword Saint, who should have lost, gripped the Holy Sword again and stood up.

“Yes, the promise… In order to bring peace back to the human world, I have already made a promise to everyone that I must defeat the Silver Dragon Queen!! I will decide the final ending of the story!”

The Sword Saint stood up, and a small device on the paper Holy Sword activated, releasing a brilliant light.

“What? This intense light is? Impossible! You should have been defeated by me!”

The Silver Dragon Queen was shaken, disbelief written in her eyes.

The Sword Saint passionately shouted his strongest ultimate move and swung the Holy Sword towards the Silver Dragon Queen.

In a panic, the Silver Dragon Queen unleashed terrifying magic, but it was still shattered by the Holy Sword.

“Impossible. I’m supposed to be… invincible…”

In the end, the Silver Dragon Queen fell under the Sword Saint’s sword and was defeated.

“I’ve won, I can bring peace back to the human world!” The Sword Saint announced excitedly.

The performance ended.

“Wow!! The play was a huge success!”

The children excitedly gathered together, celebrating this outstanding performance.

Although in “Legend of the Sword Saint”, the battle between the Human Sword Saint and the Silver Dragon Queen was different, the children still decided to modify the script a bit to make the story more exciting and make the Human Sword Saint even cooler!

Seeing the children’s smiling faces, Xia Yi also smiled.

Although it was quite embarrassing, it was worth it.

“Sister, Sister, your performance was also excellent!”

The little girl led everyone to Xia Yi.

“Yes, Sister. Without your excellent performance, I couldn’t have been so immersed in my role!” said the boy playing the Sword Saint.

“Sister, tomorrow night, we will perform for others. You will come to help then, right?”

“Ah? But…” Xia Yi hesitated.

“Sister, Sister!”

The children called out together.

Xia Yi had no choice. “Alright, I can help.”

“Yay!!”

The children surrounded Xia Yi, happily circling around her.

“Sister, why were you able to act so realistically?” The girl curiously asked. “Have you performed before?”

“Well…”

Xia Yi realized that it was quite a coincidence that she had… played the role of Xia Lulu before.

At this moment, the boy playing the Sword Saint suddenly had a strange feeling. “Could it be that Sister is actually a silver dragon!?”